Doesn’t tell time? That’s okay for people.
You want to run that by me again? You say that this watch costs $300,000 and it doesn’t even preform the simple duty of telling you what the time is currently, even though that should be the only given duty of a watch? You are telling me that for the $300,000 price tag, this thing doesn’t excrete gold and ponies but instead just tells you whether it is day or night based on Tourbillon movement? Surely you jest. No one would be stupid enough to buy these watches. And yet, you say they sold out within 48 hours of launching said product. Man, people sure are dumb. If I had $300,000 I would spend it a little more wiser. Like buying a talking robot butler. Or a lifetimes supply of salted peanuts. Yeah.
Foosball? You like Foosball?
So do I! This is a picture of the new concept design for the new foosball table that GRO design and TIM modeling have created and it is a beauty. Laced in brass and chrome to look all futuristic-y and designed to look minimalistic-y to enhance the gameplay and not detract from the game itself. Sheesh, listen to me. I sound like I’m working for them and promoting this product. Which I’m not. But I could be. See my awesome powers? Hire me today advertiser people. You won’t regret it!
