What the…Who…Why…Mortal Kombat Movie?

February 11, 2008 at 12:56 pm (Games)

Mortal Kombat was one movie that you definitely don’t want to admit that you enjoyed or watched for that matter. Then they made a sequel and that was even more laughable. One only went to see that movie to bask in all of its [opposite of the word glory]. But now I bring to you an even more ludicrous announcement. That they will indeed be remaking the movie and it will be directed by the man who brought you Into the Sun. What’s that you say? Never heard of the movie? Well one only needs to hit up imdb.com to find out that Chris Morrison (his name) directed this 2005 movie and it starred Steven Seagal. Yes that Steven Seagal. The chubby guy who karate chops people with his horrible and bland acting. Hmph. One wonders whether movie executives know what they are doing and know what movies people are demanding because I’m pretty sure that this is not one of them. Ugh, long post. I’ll end this with a picture of Steven Seagal. Just to remind you readers what we are dealing with.

Edit: Okay, yes, that is not the movie the director made. But at the same time, its Steven Seagal. Don’t his movies pretty much go straight to DVD? That’s the kind of director we are dealing with.


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