MGS headset is actually real.

April 14, 2008 at 10:03 am (Electronics)

Who would have thunk it right? These babies look very nice and they would compliment any fan’s collection. Now you can pretend to be talking to the colonel and say that he is sending you on a mission. A mission of love. *porn music*. Yeah, I’m classy like that. Not sure what the price is though. So you might have to look it up. Just saying.


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New DS screens?

April 12, 2008 at 11:14 am (Electronics)

If this is really a true screeny, well then I guess I would be okay with it. It looks pretty snazzy and the larger screen estate is exactly what the DS needed, in my opinion. Otherwise, it really doesn’t look that different. Just a bigger screen really. And if my what my numerous supermodel girlfriends tell me is true, size doesn’t matter.

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NapTV. Why couldn’t this have been made sooner?

April 10, 2008 at 11:51 am (Electronics)

Man this is one sweet deal isn’t it? I mean, I really shouldn’t have to explain just exactly what it is because the picture is pretty much doing all of the work for me. Which it should be. Wait a second. Are you trying to take my hobby away from me picture? Because if you are, I will fight you. Even though you would probably win. I’ve got the muscles of a 3rd grade girl. It’s pathetic. But the ladies love it. And by love it, I mean they run away from me in the parking lot.

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Doesn’t tell time? That’s okay for people.

April 9, 2008 at 8:59 am (Electronics)

You want to run that by me again? You say that this watch costs $300,000 and it doesn’t even preform the simple duty of telling you what the time is currently, even though that should be the only given duty of a watch? You are telling me that for the $300,000 price tag, this thing doesn’t excrete gold and ponies but instead just tells you whether it is day or night based on Tourbillon movement? Surely you jest. No one would be stupid enough to buy these watches. And yet, you say they sold out within 48 hours of launching said product. Man, people sure are dumb. If I had $300,000 I would spend it a little more wiser. Like buying a talking robot butler. Or a lifetimes supply of salted peanuts. Yeah.

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Foosball? You like Foosball?

April 9, 2008 at 8:50 am (Electronics)

So do I! This is a picture of the new concept design for the new foosball table that GRO design and TIM modeling have created and it is a beauty. Laced in brass and chrome to look all futuristic-y and designed to look minimalistic-y to enhance the gameplay and not detract from the game itself. Sheesh, listen to me. I sound like I’m working for them and promoting this product. Which I’m not. But I could be. See my awesome powers? Hire me today advertiser people. You won’t regret it!

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New LG phone, makes me wish my phone was as cool.

April 7, 2008 at 9:12 am (Electronics)

Good gracious, phone does look good doesn’t it? I mean, it’s all sleek and sophisticated and stuffs. Man, I wish I had waited to buy my cellphone till now (or whenever this thing is coming out) because that is one sexy phone. Just like me. Except it can’t make a mean omelet. Or can it? I should probably find out about that…

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Attention lazy people, finally a bed for you!

April 4, 2008 at 9:12 am (Electronics)

Selfy the easy bed is here for you! By the way, I’m not making that name up either. That’s totally the name of the product. Basically, it just makes the bed for you. That’s it. Nothing too spectacular and yet postworthy says me. Why? Because the news is slow today. Kind of. Not that I need this or anything like that. I mean, come on, that’s what a servant is for right? Chives! Get in here and make my bed. Yes, his name is Chives.

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The Force Unleashed on September 16. Get it.

April 3, 2008 at 10:00 am (Games)

Nothing really much else to say with this. I mean, everyone who has a next-gen console should be getting this game. It just looks fantastic. Like Jessica Alba in a bikini. Yeah, that’s a good comparison.

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Frostmourne made how much?!

April 3, 2008 at 9:52 am (Games)

$20,700, that’s how much. Sheesh, does that seem unreasonable to anyone else out there? I understand that being a fan is one thing but to pay enough money to buy a car for a replica sword is taking it to another level. Maybe that’s just me though. Maybe it’s just me…

The purple chart looking picture is the other bids below the winner. Man, they sure do have a lot of money to just throw around…

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