MGS headset is actually real.
Who would have thunk it right? These babies look very nice and they would compliment any fan’s collection. Now you can pretend to be talking to the colonel and say that he is sending you on a mission. A mission of love. *porn music*. Yeah, I’m classy like that. Not sure what the price is though. So you might have to look it up. Just saying.
New DS screens?
If this is really a true screeny, well then I guess I would be okay with it. It looks pretty snazzy and the larger screen estate is exactly what the DS needed, in my opinion. Otherwise, it really doesn’t look that different. Just a bigger screen really. And if my what my numerous supermodel girlfriends tell me is true, size doesn’t matter.
NapTV. Why couldn’t this have been made sooner?
Man this is one sweet deal isn’t it? I mean, I really shouldn’t have to explain just exactly what it is because the picture is pretty much doing all of the work for me. Which it should be. Wait a second. Are you trying to take my hobby away from me picture? Because if you are, I will fight you. Even though you would probably win. I’ve got the muscles of a 3rd grade girl. It’s pathetic. But the ladies love it. And by love it, I mean they run away from me in the parking lot.
Doesn’t tell time? That’s okay for people.
You want to run that by me again? You say that this watch costs $300,000 and it doesn’t even preform the simple duty of telling you what the time is currently, even though that should be the only given duty of a watch? You are telling me that for the $300,000 price tag, this thing doesn’t excrete gold and ponies but instead just tells you whether it is day or night based on Tourbillon movement? Surely you jest. No one would be stupid enough to buy these watches. And yet, you say they sold out within 48 hours of launching said product. Man, people sure are dumb. If I had $300,000 I would spend it a little more wiser. Like buying a talking robot butler. Or a lifetimes supply of salted peanuts. Yeah.
Foosball? You like Foosball?
So do I! This is a picture of the new concept design for the new foosball table that GRO design and TIM modeling have created and it is a beauty. Laced in brass and chrome to look all futuristic-y and designed to look minimalistic-y to enhance the gameplay and not detract from the game itself. Sheesh, listen to me. I sound like I’m working for them and promoting this product. Which I’m not. But I could be. See my awesome powers? Hire me today advertiser people. You won’t regret it!
New LG phone, makes me wish my phone was as cool.
Good gracious, phone does look good doesn’t it? I mean, it’s all sleek and sophisticated and stuffs. Man, I wish I had waited to buy my cellphone till now (or whenever this thing is coming out) because that is one sexy phone. Just like me. Except it can’t make a mean omelet. Or can it? I should probably find out about that…
Attention lazy people, finally a bed for you!
Selfy the easy bed is here for you! By the way, I’m not making that name up either. That’s totally the name of the product. Basically, it just makes the bed for you. That’s it. Nothing too spectacular and yet postworthy says me. Why? Because the news is slow today. Kind of. Not that I need this or anything like that. I mean, come on, that’s what a servant is for right? Chives! Get in here and make my bed. Yes, his name is Chives.
Mile-High Tower not a good place to join the Mile-High Club.
Man, it feels good to be posting on this site once more. It’s my baby, you know? Anywho, check out this new tower they are planning over in Saudi Arabia. Currently, the tower in Dubai is the largest tower in the world and they have held on to that claim for quite some time. But not for long as there are currently plans to build a tower in the aforementioned place and the size of it will be 5,250 feet tall, which is 30 feet shorter than a mile for those of you who are wondering. I just don’t see how this is possible. Factoring in all of the swaying since it is so tall, the freezing cold temperatures it will be at the top and the desert heat at the bottom, it seems like a pretty impossible task. Who knows though. If anyone can pull it off, its those rich bastards over in Saudi Arabia. Man, I wish I was that rich…
Foot Flush, for the OCD in you.
I know that going to the bathroom is serious business. I mean, it’s like yucky in there. Especially when you are doing your business. I would only imagine it being more serious if you were someone who cared about being clean (Clean is overrated). Well, now thanks to the Foot Flush, you can be (slightly) more cleaner than before! Sure, it’s not going to steam clean your rear end and sanitize the toilet after every use but it will allow you to flush the toilet without actually touching the flusher (?) with your hand. So that’s got to count for something right? Right? You can buy this sucker for $20 or you could just wash your hands after you flush it. You decide.
Does this strike anyone as being sanitary?
Yes, you are seeing that correctly. If you guessed a washing machine on top of a toilet, then you win. If you guessed a futuristic time traveling chicken roaster, well then, what the heck? Anywho, this is a new invention for those who would like to save some space with the location of their washer by putting it on top of your toilet and recycling the used water (from the washer, not the other way around). For the eco-friendly people I guess. Why does it seem like most eco-friendly products are utilized in such weird manners? Maybe its just an eco thing.
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